my internal mental torture is high.
Excellent, let's see what we can do to get those numbers up.
I imagine most of it is "Why don't the cool kids like me?"
"The reason why nobody likes me is that I am simply too brilliant for their benighted intellects. I am a lonely soul, a tortured genius. By the way, have I told you about my theory that my ex is a figment of my imagination?"
That feel when bullied by kids that got pissed off over "HAHA UR DAD IS DEAD LOLOL TOP KEK" being said by the most insufferable failson asshole in the class, probably repetitively.
"Why don't the cool kids like me?"
He's a shittier and less competent Gul Dukat.
It’s cringe as fuck for a 78 year old dude, though.
He's in his 50s; he'll age out of it, right?
He's in his 50s; he'll age out of it, right?
as a rule once someone's 50 they won't age out of it.
although we did recently discover that an elderly relative of mine's sudden bursts of anger which had been a detriment to everyone around him his entire life were how he reacts to dehydration. If we had known 50 years ago that you can just make him drink a glass of water and he calms down in 15 minutes but that's life
"Okay so name the last three ideas you had" - Competent interviewer
What if rescue submarine, but it has le epic bideo bames on a touch screen and is too large and janky to fit the cave complex?
What if an le epic demon costume that is presented as the identity of the owner for basically forever afterward?
What if one of the most well known techbro brands/concepts in the world, but forcibly rebranded into cringe aging gen-Xer 90s shit?
Not everything is a winner in a brainstorming session, but hey who doesn't like costumes?
Even a very cool costume wouldn't be a good idea for most people to present at the front of their identity in all their online correspondence, especially professionally. Unless of course you're the dynastic failson on top of it all that is immune to consequences.
I don't understand, is this a reference to something?
It sounds like you're describing furries.
Putting it more directly: Just about none of us can put on a Halloween costume (or a fursuit since you brought it up), make it the front page of our presented online identity, and expect to achieve or maintain a respectable career. Such a limitation does not apply to
because he lives in a bubble universe where the rules that apply to the rest of us, unfair or unjust as they sometimes are, don't apply to him. 
I told Mrs. Brown my sixth grade teacher that when I grow up I'm going to lose $200 billion dollars and she said I've never do it. Who's laughing now?
aww, poor widdwe ewon
it most be painful to be the only person with an internal monologue
he was just 5 or 6 when he realized he was the most special boy, the only playable character in the simulation
he was just 5 or 6 when he realized he was the most special boy, the only playable character in the simulation
Meanwhile, in a slightly less silly universe than ours:
https://youtu.be/GbANBxbmLfw?t=73
Lmao this clown thinks he's the only idiot with ideas.
Musky boy, the only difference between you and everyone else is you were born with money and no one to tell you that your dumb ideas are dumb.
You could tell me these were Eliezer Yudkowsky tweets photoshopped to look like they came from Elon and I'd believe you
But the difference is Big Yud can completely rewire the physical composition of his brain... but only once.
I support someone rewriring the physical composition of Elon Musk's brain with extreme prejudice.
What ideas? Traffic tunnels in LA? Exploding cars? Pay to win social media?
They have incomprehensible levels of power and privilege and they're so busy trying to get the poors to praise them. SAD!
it's not enough to dominate everyone and worship yourself others must be forced to love you too
my mind is literally exploding with ideas constantly. here are the last most recent 10 that i had over the last few minutes.
- what if i could fart backwards
- would it sound cool
- product idea "backwards fart"
- "dogs can't look up" the movie
- birthday cake mafia
- device that changes fingerprints
- app that invents other apps
- jacket made of ice cubes
- brain surgery gig economy
- mask subscription
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
I'm taking couple of weeks off weed for mental health reasons, but next week I'm going on vacation and my mind's about to go nuclear on your asses
I wonder if there are any lithium-mining children who have ideas outside of mining lithium?
I think raising his external torture to match will put his humors back in balance. I volunteer my one-of-a-kind services to him in a rare display of charity
The nighmarishly powerful brain this man possesses is beyond compare ...
