I can tell you for certain that you won't get a security clearance. But if you're likely to be placed in the rank and file, they might gaff it off and still send you to boot. Just tell them you're a commie and that you will actively sabotage operations the first chance you get and by any means necessary.
I always wondered this. Like, if you’re the US military giving me training and a weapon is a fucking terrible idea, I’m much more likely to shoot my commander and defect immediately than anything else
See, there's an argument to be made for not telling them. What an amazing chance to do some praxis. It's sort of like not bringing up that you know about Jury Nullification so that you can get on a jury specifically to nullify or hang it.
Yes... They'd smirk at you and yell "I GUESS IT'S PARTY TIME FOR YOU THEN MUTHAFUCKA... btw I'd keep that commie talk to a minimum among the other trainees or risk being beaten with soap in a sock"
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You are going straight to prison if you told them that in a direct war against Russia or China lol
I can tell you for certain that you won't get a security clearance. But if you're likely to be placed in the rank and file, they might gaff it off and still send you to boot. Just tell them you're a commie and that you will actively sabotage operations the first chance you get and by any means necessary.
I always wondered this. Like, if you’re the US military giving me training and a weapon is a fucking terrible idea, I’m much more likely to shoot my commander and defect immediately than anything else
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Make sure to cackle "Ha ha ha!" When you do it
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Remember to have the communist manifesto in your pocket so the
comrades don't send you back
See, there's an argument to be made for not telling them. What an amazing chance to do some praxis. It's sort of like not bringing up that you know about Jury Nullification so that you can get on a jury specifically to nullify or hang it.
Yes... They'd smirk at you and yell "I GUESS IT'S PARTY TIME FOR YOU THEN MUTHAFUCKA... btw I'd keep that commie talk to a minimum among the other trainees or risk being beaten with soap in a sock"