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CDommunist [they/them, comrade/them] to badposting • 5 months ago

I've gotta tell the guys at work about this

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I've gotta tell the guys at work about this

CDommunist [they/them, comrade/them] to badposting • 5 months ago
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  • ChestRockwell [comrade/them, any]
    ·
    5 months ago

    Much later...

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    • Black_Mald_Futures [any]
      ·
      5 months ago

      lmfao

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    • umbrella@lemmy.ml
      ·
      5 months ago

      is this... loss?

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  • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]
    ·
    5 months ago

    I have no idea what this is supposed to mean, but I hate it.

    Holy fuck do I hate it.

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    • Black_Mald_Futures [any]
      ·
      5 months ago

      He's mr boop and they're in love, why do you hate love, manparts

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      • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]
        ·
        5 months ago

        I'm so very sorry

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  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
    ·
    5 months ago

    I didn't know Jerma was married to Betty Boop. This is a scoop!

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    • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]
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      5 months ago

      Did you know that Sonic is a pretty sexually open guy?

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      • ashinadash [she/her]
        ·
        5 months ago

        Asexual sonic erasure

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        • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]
          ·
          5 months ago

          Only Sponge Bob is Ace in the Mr. Boop universe.

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          • ashinadash [she/her]
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            edit-2
            5 months ago

            waow-based literally better ace rep than I've seen lmao

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    • doesntmatter [none/use name]
      ·
      5 months ago

      a Betty Scoop

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  • CloutAtlas [he/him]
    ·
    5 months ago

    Types of wife guys, in decreasing order of yikes:

    • Misogynists with a trophy wife that don't see their wives as human beings

    • My friend that started dating a "Rhodesian" and started gradually sliding right (and people of this archetype)

    • Whatever the fuck this comic is

    • A regular person who is in love but is mildly annoying about it

    • Tom Bombadil

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    • CDommunist [they/them, comrade/them]
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      edit-2
      5 months ago

      Imagine how the guys will react when they see I'm married to freaking Betty Boop!

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      • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
        ·
        5 months ago

        Imagine how the guys will react when I HEY-DILLY-DILLO!!!

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  • girl_liker [she/her]
    ·
    5 months ago

    This entire webcomic is an incredible fever dream and I love it

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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]
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    5 months ago

    Real Mr. Boop heads have played through the game at least 10 times.

    https://alecrobbins.itch.io/mr-boop

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  • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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    5 months ago

    Mr. and Mrs. phoenix-objection-2walter

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  • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    Why is her lower lip below her neck?

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    • TankieTanuki [he/him]
      ·
      5 months ago

      Quiet. She's sensitive about it.

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    • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]
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      5 months ago

      Mrs. Boop doesn't have a chin, that's just where her lips are.

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    • Tachanka [comrade/them]
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      5 months ago

      they're been drawing her that way for 90 years wait is this a wrong answers only contest?

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    • FumpyAer [any, comrade/them]
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      5 months ago

      Show

      Why are his eyebrows above his head? Immersion ruined, my belief can only be suspended so far!

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  • ashinadash [she/her]
    ·
    5 months ago

    I wonder what happens when he tells the guys at work about this clueless

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