I thought the narrative was pretty coherent as far as weird internet shit goes.

  • WhyEssEff [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    for the record I get it personally but that’s probably because I was one of the first iPad kids with the 1st model or something

    • WhyEssEff [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      You cannot claim gen alpha is a step too far when we had Markiplier Farquaad E and overedited MLG compilations that would kill children in the Great Depression. I refuse. I reject it on principle.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
        hexagon
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        1 year ago

        Why do people think Depression era kids were so fragile? Those kids woke up at 3am, ate a few sawdust cigarettes for breakfast, and then went down in to the mines for 23 hours. If they can fight Balrogs at six years old they could handle some Mario mpreg videos.

        • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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          1 year ago

          To be fair, those Balrogs were malnourished and dying of polio, so it's not like modern Balrogs who have been fully vaccinated and possess functioning immune systems. Balrogflation is a motherfucker.