• Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    As a cracker, when I enter someone's house I immediately go to their couch and begin rubbing my dirty shoes into it while yelling "fuck your couch!"

    • Hexphoenix [any]
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      5 months ago

      Finally! I'm not alone! We experimental homunculi gotta stick together and stand up for our rights to be filthy piggies

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      Do some crackers actually wear their outside shoes in bed? I see it in movies sometimes and it's such an absurd annoying detail.

      • Dolores [love/loves]
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        5 months ago

        that's just convenient for films, not a documentary detail of yankee lifestyle. im sure somebody does it tho

        • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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          5 months ago

          I did it once as a kid because I was so excited to go on a trip. I went to bed in my clothes, all picked out. Shoes on. Ready to face the day. So excited I could barely sleep.

          We of course left the house one hour later than intended because my family are perpetually tardy.

          And that's the origin story of my villain arc.