Fuck it would so fitting if COVID finishes him off

But I was told Biden ended Covid?

That wasn't a cold, it was a meltdown

It's not dementia, it's COVID-induced brain fog! 🤦

He hit the vape too hard and got H4N20

Joe getting covid, spreading it to Trump, and killing them both would be the one thing that could save America.

“If our candidate gets the most mild and common sickness, he becomes an incoherent mess. Please vote for him.”

My grey matter also leaks out my nose when I have a cold

Trump took a jab at him, saying, “I really don’t know what he said at the end of that sentence. I don’t think he knows what he said either.”

Fuuuuck I wish I watched it now.

10:17 PM ET

TIL it takes about 75 minutes to get an article written and published from scratch.

If he does another debate and manages to look like he knows what year it is, I think this excuse will land decently with a lot of people, but if he avoids the next debate or conveniently gets another cold then keeping him as the nominee is admitting the party does not actually care about winning the election.

It would be funny if this is how he dies