• buh [any]
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    4 days ago

    Japanese snow monkey

    This is what we’re calling white weaboos now

  • goose [he/him]
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    4 days ago

    He's halfway through Animorphing into an American flag

    • Justice@lemmygrad.ml
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      4 days ago

      Clearly you've never visited the American rural south in the months of basically April to June

      The reddest, most skin-peeling-off, barbed wire on the bicep having people on earth

        • Justice@lemmygrad.ml
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          4 days ago

          Fair

          There's really nothing redeeming

          I suppose if you like drinking cheap beer while fishing and/or shooting guns and also are white (or sunburn-red)... it's probably cool. I haven't been in like 20 years despite half my family being down there. Can't say I'm missing much. Mostly just a miserably hot, humid, hellscape of racists

          • Łumało [he/him]@lemmygrad.ml
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            4 days ago

            I suppose if you like drinking cheap beer while fishing and/or shooting guns and also are white

            Despite ticking all the boxes I still fucking won't.

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    4 days ago

    He looks like a wizard whose spell backfired:

    "Ugh, I was trying to turn my robes red, but I forgot they had spell-reflect on them...I don't want to talk about it. So, if you could finish snickering and we can move on with things"

  • M68040 [they/them]
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    edit-2
    3 days ago

    The reddest, maddest, yet not nudest (mercifully)

  • Owl [he/him]
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    4 days ago

    That's not how evolution works!

    Also more importantly, do Japanese Snow Monkeys always look like that, or is it because they've spent too long in a hot spring? I have never seen one outside of a hot spring.

  • barrbaric [he/him]
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    4 days ago

    Devolution, which is a distinct and separate process from evolution. Checkmate, adaptationists!

  • RNAi [he/him]
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    4 days ago

    See also Cacajao calvus aka "english monkey"

  • goose [he/him]
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    4 days ago

    He is one brown t-shirt away from being Neapolitan