• SSJBlueStalin [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    So as it turns out the kinda white guy able to be a buttler in japan and speak japanese is a very specific kinda white guy.

    Someone should start a cafee right next door with just some random australians sheep station workers and pay them to show off their cigarette sculpted abbs and not even bother trying to talk japanese.

    Just like the chad farmhand vs virgin buttler. If nothing else they will get a great anime deal out of it.

    • YoungGramsci [comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      The Menu

      Breakfast:

      • Chico roll
      • 4n20/Mrs Mac's meat pie
      • Burnt servo coffee/Carton of ice coffee

      Lunch:

      • Lukewarm left-overs
      • Random lunch bar sandwich
      • Gatorade/Powerade/Hose water

      Dinner:

      • Carbonara
      • Roast
      • Kebab
      • Beer - mainly lagers

      Dessert:

      Cafe special — Durry-McFlurry (half-frozen storebrand ice-cream garnished with cigarette butts and ash)

        • YoungGramsci [comrade/them]
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          4 years ago

          Hell yeah it is, until you play Russian roulette with the only on-site toilet:

          A metal portaloo precariously placed on a slight incline on some yellow brickies sand, baking at a steady 40°C, with its door flapping uselessly in the wind.

          Structural integrity - unknown

          Stench - fuckin' wretched