• EstraDoll [she/her]
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    4 days ago

    THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY CANNOT FAIL, IT CAN ONLY BE FOILED BY RUSSIAN LASER WEAPONS

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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    4 days ago

    Holy shit dude this is fucking awesome. felix-trash

    We're gonna start ww3 because our ruling elite would prefer to believe our geriatric old-ass president it being hit with magic Russian space lasers rather than him being so old that he could've met veterans from the American Civil War, The Spanish-American war, world War 1, world War 2, the Korean War, the Vietnam War, the gulf War, the Iraq invasion, the Afghanistan invasion, the Syrian invasion, etc. All in one fucking lifetime

  • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 days ago

    Omfg how is there still people that believe Havana Syndrome is real? It's the dumbest propaganda cooked up by the State Department

    • utopologist [any]
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      4 days ago

      A month or two ago I visited my grandma (classic working-class lib who watches a fuckton of cable news) and 60 Minutes was on and they were doing a Very Serious segment on Havana Syndrome and I literally thought it was a rerun for a bit b/c I couldn't believe there could be Havana Syndrome consent manufacturing in 2024

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    4 days ago

    Grrrrrrrrrgbrtt

    "Boris, the weapon has worked! The president has been turned into a hopeless, sundowning 81 year-old!"

    "That was the sound of the weapon malfunctioning, Natasha."

    • RedWizard [he/him]
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      4 days ago

      It's like a slow cooker, just set it and check back in about 4 years when your target's brain is well done.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    4 days ago

    This was a plot from a Spider-Man issue from the 80's. A mad scientist had an energy weapon set up on a rooftop that made people go mad and be mean to each other. Spidey figured it out and beat up the mad scientist. So OBVIOUSLY, Drumpf is working with a KGB Doc-tor (pronounced Russianly and evil) to make Biden look bad.

  • PbSO4 [comrade/them]
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    4 days ago

    Yuri Shvets sounds like a Brace persona who comes out when the TrueAnon studio HVAC dies