Oh yeah, it's always those communists and drug dealers and russians being rich. Fuck's sake.

  • save_vs_death [they/them]
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    6 months ago

    Ruby crystals and ruby gemstoes are wholly different things. While the original stone is large, you don't need to be a gemologist to know the rubies that go for $30 mil (the ones the South African Chinese oil traffickers like to buy) don't look like dyed marble. They look like a clear cut piece of coloured glass.

    This is "the world's biggest ruby" the same way I'm the world's biggest marxist (by volume and nothing else).

  • iByteABit [comrade/them]
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    6 months ago

    Can't wait to order this with my free money from the communist party, I wonder why more people don't sign up when it's so easy to get rich

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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      6 months ago

      So he carved himself a turd, and because no one wants it now he has to look at this stupid turd every day and remind himself that he ruined the world's largest ruby?

      Lmao

  • Vampire [any]
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    6 months ago

    what kind of poos are these people doing? my poos are not half so swirly as that

    • quarrk [he/him]
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      6 months ago

      The direction of the swirl depends in which hemisphere it was produced.

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    6 months ago

    I tend to forger Mark Morherbaugh isn't just the Devo guy and he did a lot of film scores and shit and is rich as hell

    • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]
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      6 months ago

      so he's uber-rich, and therefore there's something dark attached to his being uber-rich

      and also he bought the stone to carve it into a turd, which he's kept for himself, so he bought it to fuck with himself and be like hey me you own a giant expensive turd?

      • Black_Mald_Futures [any]
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        6 months ago

        he bought the stone to carve it into a turd, which he's kept for himself, so he bought it to fuck with himself and be like hey me you own a giant expensive turd?

        wonder-who-thats-for

  • TreadOnMe [none/use name]
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    6 months ago

    And then they didn't, because nobody cares about your weird freak art project. I should know because I love weird freak art projects and nobody likes to talk to me about them.

  • TheVelvetGentleman [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    I like the post. It's a good one. But why are the last two comments needed in the screenshot? Why are there always 2-3 more Tumblr comments than is necessary in these?

    • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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      6 months ago

      It's because the last extraneous comment is always the one making the screencap

      smdh everybody wanna be somebody

  • Black_Mald_Futures [any]
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    6 months ago

    I immediately thought it was a turd so no "artist" not "only you" know

    it's always those communists and drug dealers and russians being rich

    yeah what the fuck is wrong with this person lmao