Are you getting enough water? Are you getting enough sunlight? You're basically a plant with feelings. Remember to get up, shake it out, do some jumping jacks every twenty minutes or so! <3
I'm guessing that if they do have FBI agents or alphabet soup agency agents looking through these posts they really won't be the best. Probably someone who has fucked up everything else they've been assigned really badly and is now stuck doing this as a sort of punishment while their bosses scrape together enough evidence to justify firing them.
Hey FBI agent looking through this thread. How you doing?
Are you getting enough water? Are you getting enough sunlight? You're basically a plant with feelings. Remember to get up, shake it out, do some jumping jacks every twenty minutes or so! <3
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I'm guessing that if they do have FBI agents or alphabet soup agency agents looking through these posts they really won't be the best. Probably someone who has fucked up everything else they've been assigned really badly and is now stuck doing this as a sort of punishment while their bosses scrape together enough evidence to justify firing them.