LOOK AT IT
IT'S SO PRECIOUS
Being and adult was invented by the government to sell you more taxes.
Buy the chimken if it makes you happy
The ruling class lied to us
"You will not buy chimken and be happy"
NOPE!
If you buy the chimken, you WILL be happy!
Just found out they're expensive -_- no buk buk for me
Me furiously trying to figure out how to steal from an online store
Step 1 - find out where the business is physically located
Buy it, say it never came, and ask for a refund. Supposedly this works for Amazon stuff, but do your own research.
It worked when I did it for legitimate reasons but I gotta imagine they flag your account and would probably say no after 2 or 3 times
In short, make your first try count!
one of the cool things about being an adult is spending your money on silly shit 'just cuz'
I had a pet chicken in High School
No way I could kill it and eat it. Too adorable. Still won't eat chicken. Moar pet chickens!
I had one in elementary and middle school, she was great and I'll never hurt a chicken. Pepper was a sweetheart.
im 34 and my bed and bedroom is filled with stuffed animals, they will grade all activities that occur within
On a closer inspection, i don't see any feathers there... IT'S A MAN
an adult owl is what 5 years old? seems an appropriate age for a plush toy