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  • joaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them]
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    6 months ago

    as someone from a country in the global south I always think it's cute beyond words when someone from the US starts going on about their elections being influenced by an external actor

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    6 months ago

    Personally, it's amazing because whenever someone says that foreign powers have that much of an influence on USAans I know that they're full of wrinkly gibberish

    USAans don't read anything above a 4th grade level, get most of their information from grade school and refuse to educate themselves on anything that isn't Rock, Flag or Eagle

    They're literally incapable of being manipulated by any force that doesn't appeal to their calcified lizard hindbrains

    And I should know, I am one of them

    • joaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them]
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      6 months ago

      USAans don't read anything above a 4th grade level, get most of their information from grade school and refuse to educate themselves on anything that isn't Rock, Flag or Eagle

      very bad idea to educate a US mind on Rock, Flag and Eagle alone, it's not a thorough education unless you also have Burger and Gun in your curriculum

    • EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him]
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      6 months ago

      The ghost of Hugo Chavez helping Biden win is one of the funniest things from 2020

  • plinky [he/him]
    hexagon
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    6 months ago

    I forgot juche-rose he also is involved somehow oooaaaaaaauhhh

    • EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him]
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      6 months ago

      Kim is actually on Joe Biden’s side and one of the few allies he has left. Biden is only alive because of Juche Necromancy. Kim has a mysterious plan in motion… TRUST THE PLAN

  • Justice@lemmygrad.ml
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    6 months ago

    It's me. I have personally rigged all the elections.

    As a Russian-Persian-Korean-Chinese-American, it was me. I have united all of my grandparents' nations and I'm working from inside of the empire to stuff so many fucking ballots you wouldn't believe it, folks.