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  • Coolkidbozzy [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    lmao if there's anyone biden HASN'T advocated for stochastic terror against, it's fascists

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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    2 months ago

    I hope Biden doesn’t die from assassination. He deserves to go out in the funniest way possible: naturally. Have him give some big hoorah speech about being sharp and healthy, and have him trip on his way to the exit and hit his head against the pavement

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      Like this geriatric Ukronazi who dropped dead literally in the middle of his speech

      CW: A dude literally dying

      Counter-CW: lmao dead Nazi.

      Link

  • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
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    2 months ago

    Broke: The Democrats ordered the assassination attempt cause they're scared of Trump.

    Woke: The Republicans staged the assassination attempt.

    Bespoke: The Democrats staged the assassination attempt so some right-winger kills Brandon out of revenge and they can finally replace him.

    • MelaniaTrump [undecided]
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      2 months ago

      Unyoke: this was engineered by OpenAI to collect training data about human reactions to a presidential assassination attempt because the dataset from 1981 was too dated.

  • Justice@lemmygrad.ml
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    2 months ago

    This is what he meant when he said his vice president is Trump. They're gonna formalize the two party system just being one party

  • ashinadash [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    Noooooooo someone did the "trump in the bullseye" bit on here today agony-shrooms

  • Juiceyb [any]
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    2 months ago

    Meanwhile his lackeys are trying to pin this whole situation on brandon. All because Brandon can't make a coherent argument.

    • mar_k [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      is that emoji photoshopped or was he really that smooth?

  • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]
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    2 months ago

    "In solidarity"

    Sniveling dirtbag, and yet less pathetic than the libs who'd withhold their votes should he take some unrestrained glee at the event; libs who didn't withhold their votes because of his support for genocide but would withhold it for civility in politics.

  • JayTwo [any]
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    2 months ago

    When Joe Biden sends his people, he's not sending his best.