Someone please help me articulate why this is somehow the funniest thing I have seen all day.
Muskrat is a floundering parasite who’ll latch himself onto the current big thing in a desperate attempt to put the spotlight on him. This was an especially pathetic case considering he was trying to one-up MAGA Jesus
1: the pizza guy getting his order wrong
2: the plane location guy making a new account after being booted off twitterI assume that one of them was the flight tracker guy who he said was trying to get him killed.
“They would have got me too, but I outsmarted them by wearing my cowboy hat backwards”
Almost crashing your bazinga cars isn't surviving an assassination attempt, Elon
we should talk about Elon then .. he had 2! attempts .. its unfair towards elon..
