• hamouy [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      4 years ago

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      • joshuaism [he/him]
        ·
        4 years ago

        Dear CEO of sex,

        If I pay $1500+tax for a teledildonic session with an up and coming bathwater gaming girl, am I still a virgin incel?

        • hamouy [he/him]
          hexagon
          ·
          4 years ago

          in theory, no, but the fact that you pay taxes automatically turns you into a virgin SUPER-incel. Imagine being cucked by the state, instead of using our certified™ CuckTronic9002™