A F-35 crashes on the lawn of a Liberal Politician. A truck pulls up full of enlisted soldiers. They complain about mold in the barracks, shitty food, and how all their guns only have 3 bullets while picking up million dollar pieces of a billion dollar aircraft.
The Politician will continue to fund the creation of problem-laden "next gen" weapons platforms.
Somewhere in the Midwest a train with only one conductor at the helm derails next to the only remaining hospital in a 3 County radius.
Boston Dynamics names it's new Urban Pacification Bot "Sparky" and demonstrates the new Self Destruct feature.
A custodian at a charter school that teaches Creationism quietly paints over the Rhinos on the Noah's Ark mural because Rhinos are extinct.
A F-35 crashes on the lawn of a Liberal Politician. A truck pulls up full of enlisted soldiers. They complain about mold in the barracks, shitty food, and how all their guns only have 3 bullets while picking up million dollar pieces of a billion dollar aircraft.
The Politician will continue to fund the creation of problem-laden "next gen" weapons platforms.
Somewhere in the Midwest a train with only one conductor at the helm derails next to the only remaining hospital in a 3 County radius.
Boston Dynamics names it's new Urban Pacification Bot "Sparky" and demonstrates the new Self Destruct feature.
A custodian at a charter school that teaches Creationism quietly paints over the Rhinos on the Noah's Ark mural because Rhinos are extinct.
Ay that last one was good