• GothWhitlam [he/him]
    ·
    4 years ago

    Honestly, we all give up the Volcel pledge if this happens, right? For just one amazing night. Because I don't think I'd be able to keep it in if Chapo was mentioned.

      • GothWhitlam [he/him]
        ·
        4 years ago

        Listen here, fat.

        In my day, if a commie got his pecker out we'd just let him go at it til he screamed for mother Mary and let it all run out. Can't stop some people.

        When I was working down at the black-friendly bowling alley just off of fifth we'd have a saying; "one man's cum is another man's... You know... The thing."

        If someone came up to me telling me to sign some Volcel malarkey, I'd punch him right in the mouth. Just ask my running mate, Michelle. She's got the softest hair and let me tell you it smells so nice it almost makes me want to dress in black and play the solo fiddle.

        Obama. We're friends. Vote me.

        • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
          ·
          4 years ago

          vote me?

          biden must really be losing it, forgetting his whole campaign about getting folks to vote for the other biden.