• NotARobot [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    Imagine how pissed Will would be if the phrase "chapo" becomes known nationally for us instead of the podcast lmao

    • buh [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      I don't care, but they must include photos of pig poop balls and hexbear.

      • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        the rise and fall of crabitalism

        chapter sixty nine

        on the house of trapped chapos, and its influence in the post-crabital-collapse world of intra-net posting: a discourse on polygonal mammals and their feces

    • longhorn617 [any]
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      4 years ago

      "Like if you gave ketamine to a child with oppositional defiant disorder."

  • QuillQuote [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    I'll inevitably be named as the CEO of Antifa, after all I am the head of a secret anarchist cabal

    • MagisterSinister [he/him,comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      I don't know about that. The only poster mentioned by name in the fed report is PapaStalin1917, which most likely means he's the One True Leftist.

      The bar seems pretty low, as all he had to do for that was a "this, but unironically" repost, but that only shows how lib the rest of us is.

  • GothWhitlam [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Honestly, we all give up the Volcel pledge if this happens, right? For just one amazing night. Because I don't think I'd be able to keep it in if Chapo was mentioned.

      • GothWhitlam [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Listen here, fat.

        In my day, if a commie got his pecker out we'd just let him go at it til he screamed for mother Mary and let it all run out. Can't stop some people.

        When I was working down at the black-friendly bowling alley just off of fifth we'd have a saying; "one man's cum is another man's... You know... The thing."

        If someone came up to me telling me to sign some Volcel malarkey, I'd punch him right in the mouth. Just ask my running mate, Michelle. She's got the softest hair and let me tell you it smells so nice it almost makes me want to dress in black and play the solo fiddle.

        Obama. We're friends. Vote me.

        • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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          4 years ago

          vote me?

          biden must really be losing it, forgetting his whole campaign about getting folks to vote for the other biden.