The parent teasing will not stop even if you're sapphic

Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name] · 4 months ago

The parent teasing will not stop even if you're sapphic

AcidSmiley [she/her] · 4 months ago

tbh straight dudes are kinda shit at finding GFs, wouldn't take their advice on that subject

Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name] · 4 months ago

counterpoint, her dad fucked her mom.

EelBolshevikism · edit-2 12 days ago

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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name] · 4 months ago

you are just jealous he fucked someone.

EelBolshevikism · edit-2 12 days ago

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Stolen_Stolen_Valor [any] · edit-2 4 months ago

The dream Dad joke if your kid comes out is “HI GAY I’M DAD” followed by laughing uncontrollably at your own joke. If you get the “Dad I’m serious” into “Serious? I thought you were gay?” you immediately ascend to Dad heaven.

Alaskaball [comrade/them] · 4 months ago

That truly does sound like heaven getting to bust some serious dad jokes like that

knightly [none/use any] · 4 months ago

Devestating.

Angel [any] · 4 months ago

This wouldn't be her dad, wouldn't it?

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ChaosMaterialist [he/him] · edit-2 4 months ago

"my rizz straight bussin, fr fr"

"idc tbh lol"

footfaults [none/use name] · 4 months ago

Rare Dad W