• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      1 year ago

      On the debate stage

      "Mr. TrUmp deceived me."

      "PPPPPftshit.

      "Mr. TrUmp coerced me."

      "PPPPPftshit."

      "Mr. TrUmp—"

      "PPPPPftshit."

      "No disrespect but those are the most disgusting sounds and the most disgusting smell I have ever experienced in my life."

      "PPPPPftshit."

      "My god - did you eat four dozen Taco Bell bean burritos this morning?"

      "PPPPPftshit."