Figuratively. Or not.

  • Blurst_Of_Times [he/him,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    When I was more into punk/DIY as a teenager, I got a cheap leather jacket from goodwill and cut the arms off. The space between the leather and the lining turned the vest into one giant hidden pocket, and Iwould use it to steal liquor bottles from the supermarket. Once I walked out of Sport Chalet with a whole axe in there, and I still have it to this day.

  • scramplunge [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    I snagged a Christmas Tree one year and they helped me load it on top of the car.

  • capitanazo [ey/em]
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    4 years ago

    I bought some premium hotwheels by passing them as regular hotwheels in the self checkout line. idk if that counts

  • scrambyeggs79 [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    Snagging packs of cigs from the convenience store. They used to keep them under the front of the counter and you had to be slick.