Please commit to your words and actions. Commit to the fucking turn you were going to make right in front of me, before stamping on the brakes at the last second. Commit to a fight after challenging me on not risking my life around your shitty driving.

Do I "want to fucking go"? You have no idea how much I want to fucking go. I have to cycle around idiots like you all day, if you step out of your armoured wankmobile i am going to sink my teeth into your flesh and not let go. I will bite your flabby fucking tits off. I will beat you with my fists and helmet and entire fucking bike until a kind samaritan pulls over to drag me away from your limp body.

Anyway, if I ever mysteriously stop posting you should be able to dox me by googling "cyclist eats driver UK".

  • ButtBidet [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    "want to fucking go"?

    Drivers really say that to you? Wtf?

    • ProfessorOwl_PhD [any]
      hexagon
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      4 months ago

      Oh, they don't just say it, they'll take detours in order to get ahead of me and cut me off a second time to say it.

      • Teapot [he/him]
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        4 months ago

        This has never happened to me, once, after biking hundreds of hours in DC. Maybe you are the problem?

        • ProfessorOwl_PhD [any]
          hexagon
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          4 months ago

          I won't pretend I don't aggravate asshole drivers by signalling they're a wanker, but unfortunately it's a common experience across the cyclists I know, and technically an improvement on 15 years ago when I stopped cycling because of the number of people who tried to run me off the road.

        • Kuori [she/her]
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          4 months ago

          waking up and going "today, i think i'll choose victim blaming" is a brave and powerful choice

    • LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA [he/him]M
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      4 months ago

      I've had other drivers try to fight me before. Shit happens all the time here. My area isn't as dangerous as a lot of the crackers nearby will tell ya, but its not exactly safe either, so I stay strapped.

      • gueybana [any]
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        4 months ago

        Oh thank god. I thought you were a dumbass like me who would totally be baited to ‘fucking go’ with these hogs without a single gun on me.

        • LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA [he/him]M
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          4 months ago

          These fuckers will absolutely challenge you to a fight, let you swing or look like you're gonna, and then pull a firearm.

      • an_actual_pigeon [she/her, comrade/them]
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        4 months ago

        I understand what you're getting at - material conditions make it difficult for women to cycle, especially in North America - but as a woman who is literally a professional bike courier and spends most of my waking hours on the road cycling, I can't help but take a little tiny bit of umbrage at your statement. Not only is "women don't ride bikes" a factually inaccurate statement, it denies the actual courage and strength and bravery that existing women cyclists have to possess in a world that is actively hostile to us and our safety.

        There are many women who ride bikes in spite of how dangerous conditions are, and not a statistically insignificant number of them - they account for about 25% of all cyclists in the United States. I see hundreds of them every day. It takes courage from them. It's the equivalent of reading "Well now you know why there are no women in video games" or "This is why there are no women in STEM" - again, I truly understand what you're getting at, that there are material conditions that make these environments more hostile to women specifically. However, I'm sure you can understand why your phrasing feels a little insulting - as if these women, most of whom probably had to fight extra hard fit in, simply don't exist. Their accomplishments, their names, mean nothing because "there are just no women who do that, sigh, what a shame - no women's history here to celebrate". An alternative and more accurate way of phrasing it would be "there aren't as many women who ride bikes". Sincerely hope I'm not being annoying or sounding like a scold or anything, but like, yeah dude, I'm a woman and ride bikes for a living, lol, there are women who ride bikes, idk what else to tell ya. also this isn't even anything new, here's some context on the long-standing and well-established historical strategic partnership between women and bicycles

        edit:

        In bike-unfriendly cities, only men with thick skin ride bikes

        look man, I know broad strokes paint a picture quicker, but come on, lol, that's such a blanket statement

        • waluigiblunts [he/him]
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          4 months ago

          I understand that there are many women who ride bikes even in bike-unfriendly environments, and I never intended to belittle or insult them. I never meant to say that there are no women who ride bikes in North America. I intended to say that the hostile conditions of North America (to both women and bicycle riders) have lead to a severe underrepresentation of female bicycle riders in North American locales. Admittedly, my phrasing was a little crude, and I'm sorry that I offended you.

          • an_actual_pigeon [she/her, comrade/them]
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            4 months ago

            I'm sincerely sorry for taking offense at something that was clearly not directed towards me.

            I feel there's this very common perception that women are all big soft lazy squishy babies who are automatically ontologically incapable and unwilling to perform dangerous, difficult, and risky activities, and I feel like that perception is unfortunately in the background of our world everywhere I go, almost invisible, like a constant low hum of radiation. I worry that unchecked blanket statements can help reinforce our worst biases.

            I'm self-aware enough to acknowledge that I might be projecting that insecurity onto a clearly well-intentioned hexbear post, so fr, earnestly, sorry for being annoying about it.

            • Mardoniush [she/her]
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              4 months ago

              I am a big soft lazy squishy baby and if you try to stop me from cycling I will cut you and that is not hyperbole.

      • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]
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        4 months ago

        Haha What are you talking about? I know a shit ton of women who ride bikes.

        Not to say it's not more dangerous for women to ride bikes though.

        • waluigiblunts [he/him]
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          4 months ago

          In bike-unfriendly cities, only men with thick skin ride bikes. In bike-friendly cities like Amsterdam and Copenhagen, the gender ratio among bicycle users is equal (or even a bit female biased.)

          (The gender ratio is severely biased towards men in bicycle-unfriendly locales)

    • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      Not sure how it compares, but here in amerikkka , drivers can get aggressive if you so much as frustratingly wave your hand at them for nearly killing you.