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minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]hexbear15·11 months agoA few years from now there's this dialog at the salad bar of a family restaurant... A Jarhead with a neck wider than his head: "I saw you get the veteran discount. Where did you serve, buddy?" Scared - "I served." "Where." It's a demand. Shaky - "You know... In the war." "What war." "You know the one." "No, I don't know 'the one'. Is this a case of stolen valor? What war." "The N-Word War..." link
minus-squareRom [he/him]hexbear10·11 months agoI find it very hard to believe that Americans are still going to be eating salads a few years from now. link
A few years from now there's this dialog at the salad bar of a family restaurant...
A Jarhead with a neck wider than his head: "I saw you get the veteran discount. Where did you serve, buddy?"
Scared - "I served."
"Where." It's a demand.
Shaky - "You know... In the war."
"What war."
"You know the one."
"No, I don't know 'the one'. Is this a case of stolen valor? What war."
"The N-Word War..."
I find it very hard to believe that Americans are still going to be eating salads a few years from now.