Apparently it was news that he decided to go to Congress and make a little speech there

Wtf... isn't he the breadwinner of the U.S foreign military funds? What does he want?

  • RNAi [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    For a moment I thought somethibg funny had happened

    • Justice@lemmygrad.ml
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      2 months ago

      US Air Force insists on escorting all his flights over US territory for protection and prestige reasons

      Netanyahu enthusiastically accepts

      The next day he's flying to Florida from DC and one of his pilots comes on the intercom

      "Mr. prime minister, sir? Your fighter jet escorts are joining us on each side if you're interested."

      "Mr. Netanyahu's last words were recorded by the black box recovered later: "Ah the jets, yes, yes! I love to- is. Are those the jets? No, no, no! Those are F-35s!!! No! No! No!""

      One Air Force pilot confirmed then later retracted confirmation that Netanyahu was last seen slamming his palms against his window, mouth agape, apparently screaming "noooooo" as we heard on the black box.

      The FBI, Air Force and Lockheed Martin have an ongoing investigation and have officially declined to comment until the investigation has concluded.

      Benjamin Netanyahu was 74 years old

      • Assian_Candor [comrade/them]
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        2 months ago

        The investigation concluded that when the fog light button was pressed the plane malfunctioned and ejected the pilot straight into the engine of bibi's 747

      • RNAi [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        That shitstain is 74? Looks way younger

  • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    Everybody knows that Prime Ministers don't make much money from album sales, all the money is in touring.

  • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    At least according to many, Israel is seriously struggling and could be on the path of an Apartheid South Africa-style implosion, which means that the normal, absolutely ridiculous level of loyalty is not enough and even more is required.

    • Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      How would this affect the IOF's genocidal campaign in Gaza?

      For all I know, they'll just coup Netanyahu for doing a bad job and continue the bombing as is....

      • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        Obviously it's possible that they coup Netanyahu, but that's really neither here nor there. The fact is that the ship the zionists are running isn't powered by pure racial hatred, they need resources, and the amount of resources needed has expanded somewhat, while threatening to further expand massively, and there are campaigns all over the world seeking to cut off various channels of supply.

  • huf [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    i have plumbed the astral depths to bring you bibi's thoughts when he decided this: "KILL KILL KILL BLOOD KILL KILL KILL!! BLOOD!"