the debate: biden suffers massive stroke, trump audibly loses bowel control
dems: both candidates did well! get out there and vote your opinion!
repubs: trump declared unanimous debate winner after bidens eye explodes again, leading to the apparant cascade of health issues culminating in biden flopping around on the floor stammering "uhh un uh shoot them in the in the give us a kiss prett girl hrnk" for five straight minutes. trump was seen dabbing so hard maga
by definition. Trump lost the debates, and badly. Id have to go back without my lib brain, but if you only watched the debates and didnt know anything else about politics, Hillary was the winner. But the media can't just call strikes like that, so they have to flatten everything and talk about what they both did right and what they both did wrong, otherwise it seems like they have an opinion. even if they did that for an hour or something, it all goes down the memory hole and we start fresh the next morning, both equal and reasonable choices. otherwise why watch the CNN coverage for the next 60 days?
I predict an absolute milquetoast snorefest where the takeaways will revolve around who had better posture and said "um" less frequently.
the debate: biden suffers massive stroke, trump audibly loses bowel control
dems: both candidates did well! get out there and vote your opinion!
repubs: trump declared unanimous debate winner after bidens eye explodes again, leading to the apparant cascade of health issues culminating in biden flopping around on the floor stammering "uhh un uh shoot them in the in the give us a kiss prett girl hrnk" for five straight minutes. trump was seen dabbing so hard maga
me: laughing because we are all going to die
by definition. Trump lost the debates, and badly. Id have to go back without my lib brain, but if you only watched the debates and didnt know anything else about politics, Hillary was the winner. But the media can't just call strikes like that, so they have to flatten everything and talk about what they both did right and what they both did wrong, otherwise it seems like they have an opinion. even if they did that for an hour or something, it all goes down the memory hole and we start fresh the next morning, both equal and reasonable choices. otherwise why watch the CNN coverage for the next 60 days?