I understand "red fascist political movement" as standard .world idiocy, but everything after "ran" is a mystery

what the actual fuck was this person saying?

  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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    4 months ago

    The only drug addicted deadbeat father who fled the country and that gets mad on twitter I know is Jordan Peterson.

  • Philosophosphorous [comrade/them, null/void]
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    4 months ago

    here's my attempt at translation:

    hexbear.net is a far left political movement whose leadership are racially mixed, hispanic, closeted homosexual furries, who are emotionally unstable after their father (who has addiction problems, doesn't pay child support, and fled the country to escape people who he owes money to) became irate after using the website formerly known as twitter, currently known as x.com

    context: many headlines come from the posts of banned users or users in other instances complaining about hexbear

    • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      4 months ago

      awwww man, that's kinda almost cute

      idk about anyone else, but I think it would be a nice change if "dad mad at twitter" were the actual root of my emotional instability

    • Titou [she/her]
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      4 months ago

      context: many headlines come from the posts of banned users or users in other instances complaining about hexbear

      I didn't know about that, i'll go to sleep less dumber tonight.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    4 months ago

    The problem being is that like all bad insults, they keep going too long

    A proper insult should fit within 10 - 15 words, tops

    • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      Clearly an example of Insult Overflow into Praise judging from the many comments here.

  • take_five_seconds [he/him, any]
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    4 months ago

    I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.

  • waluigiblunts [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    If "half Hispanic closeted gay catboy enthusiast" a reference to Nick Fuentes?

    • keepcarrot [she/her]
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      4 months ago

      That was my thought, which seems unlikely that he runs this site

  • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 months ago

    Stereotypical gusano language every time elections come up in the states or elections don't go the way entitled brats who had to leave the plantation behind when they were 5 want.

    powercry-2 My multi millionaire father who owns 10 gas stations and 5 cash only resturants is so depressed bad man wouldn't let him steal and exploit bad country. I could have been even more rich of a nepo baby if bad man didn't try to regulate my daddy and we would be kings back there instesd of well off crapitalists in burgerland.

    OP was trying to project onto us in order to discount Hexbear from having valid opinions.