• wasbappin [he/him,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Biden: I pay my taxes because I'm a patriotic American!

    Trump: makes soy face and jack off motion

    Crowd goes wild. Trump wins all 50 states.

    • margaretsnatcher2020 [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      because any other possible strategy involves giving something to the american public which the donor class won't like and that will end the gravy train

  • Woly [any]
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    4 years ago

    What if we just taxed everyone 100% of their income and everything was a social service?

      • Woly [any]
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        4 years ago

        Ahhh, yes, that reminds me of the time my brother asked me to help him move out of his apartment. I still have the bullet holes in my living room.

  • russianattack [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    are republicans ever pointing out how these news orgs are strategically making these drops once a week at the beginning of a week all alone like they're coordinated? their biggest one right before the debate? ive found that more impressive than the dirt itself