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  • Mencoh [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    Salutations Reddit.

    All jokes aside have you ever noticed how sometimes posts in /r/tifu are by a guy who doesn't realize his girlfriend is getting sick of his pathetic shit and she's about to break up with him. My favorite was some dude quoting Thanos in an argument to his girlfriend and he didn't understand how she stared at him blankly instead of rolling over with guffaws. Buddy, it was the exact moment she realized she'd outgrown you.

    EDIT 1: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/djkj2x/tifu_by_quoting_thanos_while_arguing_with_my_gf/

    EDIT 2: I looked at the OP MENSA guy's post history and it seems like heavy-handed satire. Browse through and he seems like one of those empty meme guys heavily into consumer culture who knows how to post low-hanging fruit and will "kek" if you directly challenge his right-wing views.

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      TLDR : GF finds a job far away from our city and I doesn't want to leave my life to live this far. She asks me if I'm really ready to leave her just to stay in my city and my only answer was "Maybe it is a small price to pay for salvation".

      holy shit

      • Mencoh [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        It made me irrationally angry reading it. Maybe because I'm a dude who tried to find a way out of my home area for years of my life, and very nearly joined the military just to get out (had other options, I'm lucky I genuinely enjoy teaching children and helping them). So having a close connection who cares about me and wants us to support each other getting out, I don't get how you don't want it instead of freaking out that you can't keep being a manchild and quoting the Purple Guy.

        Fucking god damn, Redditors.

      • redthebaron [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        "my gf who i think is dumber than me wants to do something with her life and just don't recognize that as i have the higher iq i should decide everything"

        also when i was a kid i got a bigger number than 162 when i was made to do the the test does that means i get to command this dweeb and anyone bellow the my big brain number

          • redthebaron [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            like the number is meaningless, just a dick measuring contest with the brain and stuff and the test is skewed to ignore social and emotional inteligence and just only cares for logic which creates problems like i had deep social anxiety and i got a nice big number and like what did that mean i literally was not able to talk in school out of fear of having a conversation just i don't know what is the point of knowing who can do the logic and math if you not considering if they can work in a group or in a productive way

        • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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          4 years ago

          I don't know my IQ, but I do know my SAT Score and it's way higher than 162.

          • redthebaron [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            i believe if your height in centimenters is above someones iq IT DOES NOT MATTER you are more powerful

      • marxisthayaca [he/him,they/them]M
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        4 years ago

        I am now staring my Thanos funko pop thinking how much this guy may have ruined part of my life.

        ​brilliant

    • marxisthayaca [he/him,they/them]M
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      4 years ago

      I am now staring my Thanos funko pop thinking how much this guy may have ruined part of my life.

      ​Everybody huuuuuurrrrtttttsssss, sometimeeeeessss