NO! Me and my partner started watching X-Files, in a mostly random order. Seriously in like season fucking 7 she's like "I don't buy this mumbo jumbo super natural crap Mulder, even though we encountered something very similar to this like a week ago!"

Like Jesus girl you're not a skeptic, you're just contrarian.

  • Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]
    hexagon
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    1 month ago

    "Scully the alien is literally implanting eggs into your ass as we speak!"

    "Look Mulder, I'll admit it's possible eggs are being implanted in my ass, but I need more evidence than this."