my-hero !!

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
    hexagon
    ·
    3 months ago

    Did you ever consider... having a phone is greater luxury than being a medieval king? smuglord

    • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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      3 months ago

      Having all the knowledge of the world in my pocket, so that I know that I am well and truly fucked. Truly a blessing from m'lord. you-are-a-serf

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
        hexagon
        ·
        3 months ago

        Enchanted rocks screaming about you being trapped in the belly of a dying beast this-is-fine

        • NPa [he/him]
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          3 months ago

          you-are-a-serf traded my soul to the Devil for a magic talisman that tells me to kill myself

    • hexthismess [he/him, comrade/them]
      ·
      3 months ago

      I'm gonna keep myself warm with the thought that peasants didn't know the luxury of flavor blasted cool ranch doritos.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
        hexagon
        ·
        3 months ago

        They couldn't even imagine mountains of plastic trash that sticks around decades after its manufacture, all in the shape of teenage mutant ninja turtles that love pizza.