• Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    Erect penises are automatic NC-17 ratings (especially if it's a film not catered to cishet white men). Younaminini Parka bad country censorship 1957 quote here.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      3 months ago

      I will take the ring to mordor. I will make a movie where no one wears pants at any point, it has nothing to do with the plot, and everyone with a penis has an erection, in every shot, for no plot relevant reason except the mpaa can and should crawl in to a drainage pipe during a monsoon and put itself out of the world's misery.

      • Tabitha ☢️[she/her]
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        edit-2
        3 months ago

        ok so frodo has to take the cockring to morwhores where the evil Haurdon is

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          3 months ago

          Lord of the G strings, staring Misty Mundae as Dildo Saggins i am not kidding it is a real softcore film.