• SoyViking [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    "Little" white car? That's a completely normal-sized car.

    If your expensive emotional support truck is too precious to be parked in a parking lot don't take it to one. Ride a bike instead.

    I hope someone slashes his tires.

  • MerchantsOfMisery@lemmy.ml
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    2 months ago

    I basically treat truck drivers the way I treat cops at this point. Keep a safe distance and treat them like really stupid but dangerous and highly aggressive animals. Not surprising at all that most cops drive trucks.

  • Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de
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    2 months ago

    I'm so glad I'm not the only one who does this. I've had the great pleasure of doing this to the driver door of two giant asshole truck drivers in the last week. #justcompactcarthings

    Update for anyone reading this later, the first truck definitely had to climb through the passenger seat, but unfortunately I had to leave before the second one did. It was overnight too! :(

  • chemicalprophet@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    I drive an ‘92 geo metro just so I can park my car there and then abandon it if need be. Fuck you, fuck your truck, and fuck your money.

    • Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca
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      2 months ago

      Just get some handles on your bumper. You can lift a Geo Metro with maybe one other person help.

  • quoll@lemmy.sdf.org
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    2 months ago

    queenslanders dont say "pal" like that

    deffo looks like a queensland carpark though 🤔

    edit: did a reverse image search, according to reddit its an old satirical post by "Barry Barrington"... still weird to end it in "pal" and not "mate"

  • Kalysta@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    I’m impressed the guy in the white car was able to get out of that

    Also the dude in the big truck has a small penis, this just convinced me.

  • VHS [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    It couldn't get bumped by doors on the right. There isn't another spot

    Could work to park a moped over on that side though

    • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      The bonus cringe is they could have simply driven into the spot instead of reversing in, which means the drivers side door (Australia) opens to the shrubs. I don't even drive and I know this.

  • NuraShiny [any]
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    2 months ago

    If I lived in the US, I would need to bring molotovs with me on every trip to deal with cars like this.

    • graymess [none/use name]
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      2 months ago

      My favorite thing about not giving a shit about what my car looks like is parking it like this next to assholes who think they're getting that second space without consequences.

  • don@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    Dudes, it’s a picture of a married couple. The text is AI generated and unrelated.