Planet's dyin', Cloud, and the ruling class is fretting about toilets again. ecoterrorism

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    3 months ago

    Republicans: weirdo fascists obsessed with genitals and bathrooms

    Democrats: weirdo fascists obsessed with civility and decorum

    Who will you vote for Western Man?

    • BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      The divide between democrats and republicans is what kind of weirdo fascists they want to be.

      The divide amoung republicans/us right is over what kind of antisemites they want to be

      The divide in the dem party is whether to be right wing, or be right wing while crying about it

  • loathsome dongeater@lemmygrad.ml
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    3 months ago

    Mike: I'm gonna shave my mustache.

    Dennis: Why?

    Mike: So they don't know who we are.

    Dennis: They already don't know who we are.

    Mike: You are not letting the wildcard do his thing.

    • sweatersocialist [comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      he’s gonna get caught coked up trying to peek under a stall and as the pigs haul him off he’ll be screaming he’s on their side and that he was conducting an official MyPillow investigation

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      Consider how all that "cheese pizza" code talk happened to be 4chan code all along, once again every accusation from chuds is a confession.

      Besides, the real child trafficking rings had code talk like "judo lessons." my-hero epsteingelion

      • Cowbee [he/him, they/them]
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        2 months ago

        The fascist shit is terrifying. It seems going incognito is the trend these days.

  • roux [he/him, they/them]
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    2 months ago

    What a fucking goober. Why are they acting so... well... weird about unisex restrooms? They are just public restrooms... You use them to pee and poo and do blow like any restroom.

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    "Hello, fellow Democrats, I am Like Mindell, I don't make pillows and the transes are A-OK. Where can I find the Unisexed Washroom?"

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    I would have respected it more if he shaved his head and mustache, then put on a wig and fake mustache.

    also, wearing a brimmed hat and shades indoors is usually a pretty good way to draw scrutiny. like just wear a ghillie suit and stand next to a fake shrub in the lobby lmao.

  • D61 [any]
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    2 months ago

    No Sampson, without your mustache all of your powers will be lost!