• happybadger [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    These stops are ruined for me after Trump went into a famous Miami gusano restaurant, said "food for everyone!", and then left without paying. Nothing can match that.

  • bazingabrain
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    4 months ago

    “How long have you worked here?”

    “Since July”

    “Ok good.”

    michael-laugh

    • bazingabrain
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      4 months ago

      "Thank you for letting us come in here."

      "We're a donut shop. We let anybody who wants donuts come in."

      • miz [any, any]
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        4 months ago

        Best line in the Elizabeth Warren beer catastrophe is, to her husband, “Thank you for being here. I’m glad you’re here” It’s their house, he’s supposed to be there!

      • quarrk [he/him]
        hexagon
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        4 months ago

        With secret service, it’s possible that it was a scheduled closing of the shop for him to swing by. Just seems like the worker didn’t get the memo from their manager.

  • buh [she/her]
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    4 months ago

    Oblivion npc music starts playing

  • D61 [any]
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    4 months ago

    "Ok"

    "Ok, good."

    Come on man, throw in some uh-huh's, you're not getting the oil changed in your car and being asked if you want the techs to change out the air filters too.

    • ColonelKataffy [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      all pmc believe their purpose is to approve/review service staff at all times

  • SexUnderSocialism [she/her]
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    edit-2
    4 months ago

    When you're attempting to give ron-soy a run for his money in the 'I don't know how to interact with human beings' department.

  • neo [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    This guy has no juice. This is the worst small talk I've ever second-hand heard.

  • ColonelKataffy [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    how long you worked here?

    how 'bout you, how long you been here?

    HOW LONG YOU WORK HERE?

    there are other ways to talk to service workers, what the fuck, man.

  • roux [he/him, they/them]
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    4 months ago

    Next time Trump runs, he should pick an actual piece of cardboard for his VP since that is the obvious progression here.

    Also that white bread fucking hair cut.