The winner gets this dorito that I've only sucked on a little bit it's still good

  • booty [he/him]
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    19 days ago

    The winner gets this dorito that I've only sucked on a little bit it's still good

    kombucha-disgust fuck it you win, I came here to be cringe and instead I was forced to cringe cri

  • SwitchyWitchyandBitchy [she/her]
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    19 days ago

    One of my best friends in high school was the whole package to me: smart, funny, strong, kind but also not afraid to roast me or anyone else when needed, and interesting. I ended up having a big crush on her and with hindsight I can now see that the feeling was mutual. I was gonna tell her and ask her out one day walking back to school from a coffee shop and I chickened out and told her I had a crush on SOMEONE ELSE. We never dated and are no longer in touch.

    She was second in a long line of potentially wonderful relationships that never happened cause I wasn't honest and open about my feelings.

    It's me. I am the cringe.

  • Gorb [they/them]
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    19 days ago

    Show

    Ye olde wife bad cartoons are classic cringe. That or old imgur memes.. or even current imgur memes... Or Imgur as a whole

  • Angel [any]
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    19 days ago

    Veganism is a colonialist, racist, and white supremacist ideology.

  • Riffraffintheroom [none/use name]
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    19 days ago

    I once bought and wore fingerless gloves for like two weeks before I realized how much of a tool I looked like. I was 23.

  • Mindfury [he/him]
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    19 days ago

    Elon Musk is saving humanity, despite the efforts of you woke mind virus victims

  • NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org
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    19 days ago

    Daddy: tucking me in

    Me: sir, do I get a goodnwight kiss

    Dadd: kisses me gently of course princess

    Me: puwl down my panties, bending over and fwexing my butthole what about her? Does she get a kiss?

    Daddy: pulls out my tapeworm and gives it smoochies of course she does

      • NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org
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        19 days ago

        you are free to draw whatever lines you choose around the world. Whatever you need to make it ordered, comprehensible. To me there is only feeling, good? bad? pleasure? pain? cringe? disgust? Concepts I outgrew.

        You too can know such delights, you need only take my hand and follow where I lead.

      • NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org
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        19 days ago

        Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. There is a realm of cringe so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it.

      • NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org
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        18 days ago

        Ah, a kindred spirit.

        Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・

        • SuperNovaCouchGuy2 [any]
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          18 days ago

          Jokes on you I read the ORIGINAL from the ORIGINAL POSTER

          I envy her and her boyfriend very much

  • kittin [he/him]
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    19 days ago

    True story: yesterday I went to get a pedicure and while she was filing one of my toenails it came off