I don't even like Stephen King, like at all, but this is fucking pathetic, even for my-hero

  • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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    21 days ago

    If I was a petty, billionaire asshole with 12 divorces under my belt, you can bet I'd have multiple Ocean's Eleven-style teams on my payroll.

    So if Stephen King pisses me off, he's going to wake up one morning and all the photos in his house, phone, and computer will be upside down. Anything he types on will have the keys randomized to different letters. All of his pens will have 97% of their ink removed so he runs out while in the middle of writing anything after thinking he found a pen that works.

    You could legitimately have someone gangstalked or be subjected to multiple flash dances per day. An unlimited number of pranks to the point the person is paranoid about opening a cupboard.

    Best Elon can come up with is an eggplant.

    • ProfessorOwl_PhD [any]
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      19 days ago

      I was going to say some boring shit about how spending money on that would be too much of an economic stimulus for a billionaire but now I'm imagining a wonderful world where a bunch of hexbears facilitate Elon musks lame grudges with the most insane pranks imaginable while the rest spend the rest of his money on actually worthwhile things while he's distracted.

      Someone called Elon a loser on twitter? Time to find 600 people who look almost identical and replace everyone in their life with the doppelgängers for a day. Now let's throw a few billion at African infrastructure.