• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 months ago

    totally a blast to sit in a little box surrounded by other little boxes with angry people in them, me following all the rules and hoping not to get maimed by some drunk or other type of asshole trying to shave 30 seconds off their trip that they enjoy so much.

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  • VILenin [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    Maybe there really are people who are convinced by cutesy ads that patronizingly talk down to them like they’re little toddlers, but when I see one all it motivates me to do is to find whoever designed it and shoot them

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    • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      Wtf? Are they using those terms to push back against the rising tide of people realizing how much driving sucks?

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    • peeonyou [he/him]
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      the best is all the suv commercials where some chad just decides he's gonna make his own path through the {desert, mountains, forest, praire} and veers off the road as if the vehicle wouldn't immediately be totaled and he gets arrested or shot for trespassing

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    • hypercracker
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      3 months ago

      There is never traffic in car ads

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  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    3 months ago

    Car salesman: *enthusiastically pats your head: *

    That's right, who's a good consumer? Who's a good consumer?!

    Show

    or if you prefer to stick to the meme: This good boy can fit so many treats in him!

    • waluigiblunts [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      if having to drive yourself was a treat, then nobody would be ordering delivery

  • barrbaric [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    I fucking hate driving and would never drive again if that was an option, death to driving. If driving is a "treat", then treats must be destroyed.

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    Driving is only fun if there's nobody else on the road so the more cars that are sold the lesser the chance you can have fun driving so actually every car ad is a threat to your drivetreats and you should do a adventure-time on advertisers to defend your treats.

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