'what have I done

To deserve

This flat, flavorless Manhattan'

  • fat Tony
  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    Okay forgot a Chalmers line ans related grandpa line I use:

    Class after class of ugly, UGLY children

    And for Abe

    There are a lot of real ugly kids in your neighborhood

    • LocalOaf [they/them, ze/hir]
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      2 months ago

      every Thanksgiving I end up saying the line about turkey was called "walking bird" and we all gathered around to watch football, which in those days was called baseball

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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        edit-2
        2 months ago

        However a little Listser'a carbolic unguant behind the ears should cure them shakes

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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        edit-2
        2 months ago

        Oh fuck! When I did blow more often I'd call it Smeckler's Powder. Don't make fun