'what have I done

To deserve

This flat, flavorless Manhattan'

  • fat Tony
  • HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org
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    2 months ago

    Can't go wrong with "Money can be exchanged for goods and services." But I'd still rather have the peanut.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      Can't go wrong with "Money can be exchanged for goods and services."

      Didn't Boba Fett just about directly say that in a line in that one Disney Show? cringe

      • LocalOaf [they/them, ze/hir]
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        2 months ago

        IIRC it's his sidekick lady that says that, he's like "duh we're outnumbered" and she's like "hey, you have a lot of money, and money can be used to purchase mercenaries to fight for you"

        also lmao I completely forgot Danny Trejo was in that show for like a minute to give Boba Fett a baby rancor

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          2 months ago

          I'm pretty sure he said that particular line because I was keeping a mental tally of "really bad lines in this show" and Boba Fet was lapping Fennec Shan there, but if you find the moment and prove me wrong, I'm wrong.

          • LocalOaf [they/them, ze/hir]
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            2 months ago

            I watched that entire show and the only parts I remember is Boba Fett gets a cool club from the Tuskens, there's a kid moped gang, two(?) episodes were just Mando fixing a car and CGI Luke teaching Grogu and Ashoka was there (?) there was a wookie guy, and Cad Bane got got

            You're probably right if you can remember more than that, that series and Mando S3 all went in one ear and out the other for me, and I liked Mando S1 and S2 a lot

            • UlyssesT [he/him]
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              2 months ago

              I mostly remember the very, very bad lines.

              One of them was a correct observation that it's really fucking silly to walk around without a helmet in an area full of armed outlaws that have rooftops to hang out on, and the response was "I am showing strength" in a way that would last exactly as long as the first guy to take a shot if it weren't for the writers deciding "no one takes the shot." i-love-not-thinking

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    I'm a millennial, half of what I say is a Simpsons quote and I don't even notice. However ones that get rotation

    -He'll tell us what to do!

    • People will like what I tell them to like

    • What would you suggest? One basket per egg?

    • I'll occasionally tell people Gabbo is coming

    -Everything's coming up Milhouse

    • You got the dud!

    • Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
    ·
    2 months ago

    At the risk of becoming unpopular, this reporter places the blame entirely on you, the viewers.

  • cream_provider [none/use name]
    ·
    2 months ago

    This match will determine once and for all which nation is the greatest on earth: Mexico or Portugal.

  • Wertheimer [any]
    ·
    2 months ago

    I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you! Especially those of you on the jury.

    • Freddie Quimby
    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
      ·
      2 months ago

      I've said that I am not some Clouseau esque clumsy chef after fucking up at work on a few occasions.

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      2 months ago

      I really wish Knickerbocker didn't have the first 2 syllables really easily mistaken for the n word

  • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    Stop fighting. Maybe Lisa's right about America being the land of opportunity, and maybe Adil has a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled by the blood of the workers

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      2 months ago

      My headcanon for this episode is that skinner was re educated in the Vietnam pow camp and used the chance to bring Adille to america

  • imogen_underscore [it/its, she/her]
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    2 months ago

    The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In any case, most actual fighting will be done by small robots, and as you go forth today remember your duty is clear: to build and maintain those robots.

  • AssortedBiscuits [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

    Here's the grapes, and here's the wrath.

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Oof. My glasses!

    Sherman, I just realized you insulted me. Now you will die.

    Three simple words: I am gay.

  • Facky [he/him,comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    I've been using a ton of Simpsons quotes only instead of The Simpsons I'm using quotes from Aqua Teen.

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
      ·
      2 months ago

      I'm dumb, but I ain't that dumb and it doesn't matter, none of this matters are very much in my rotation

      • Facky [he/him,comrade/them]
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        2 months ago

        I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this and pick up the phone or I will unleash the venom are permanent parts of my vocabulary now.