I always found it weird when Americans who live in a sparsely populated grid drive around for fun because it's the least fun drive you can imagine. Then I realized it's because you can't just hang out without paying an entrance fee somewhere lol.
I don't think "touch grass" is that literal, is it? I'd been using it to mean like, log off and go interact with real people or read a book or go for a walk or something. Not like, a literal request to go outside and put your body in physical contact with a graminoid plant, but excluding sedges and rushes.
I mean, yeah, not everyone can literally walk away, but I think ultimately the sentiment can basically be boiled down to "take a break and do something else for a while." I don't know that there's anyone for whom it's genuinely impossible to stop arguing online, and that they're genuinely unable to spend even a few minutes doing something other than posting.
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this is how I feel when people say I should "make friends"
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I always found it weird when Americans who live in a sparsely populated grid drive around for fun because it's the least fun drive you can imagine. Then I realized it's because you can't just hang out without paying an entrance fee somewhere lol.
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And you had to pay gas for that, so even that have an entrance fee.
I don't think "touch grass" is that literal, is it? I'd been using it to mean like, log off and go interact with real people or read a book or go for a walk or something. Not like, a literal request to go outside and put your body in physical contact with a graminoid plant, but excluding sedges and rushes.
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I mean, yeah, not everyone can literally walk away, but I think ultimately the sentiment can basically be boiled down to "take a break and do something else for a while." I don't know that there's anyone for whom it's genuinely impossible to stop arguing online, and that they're genuinely unable to spend even a few minutes doing something other than posting.
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You're wrong and I'm going to continue to argue with you and WILL post every minute, if necessary.
gonna start telling people to touch sedge specifically
"Go handle a forb, ya dweeb!"
Go brush bryophytes
*go outside and put your body in physical contact with a graminoid plant, excluding sedges and rushes.
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