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  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    3 months ago

    Why do we even keep that thing around? We must return to the mountain where it was forged and cast it in to the fire!

    Uhm...

    Where was the lathe forged? Mt. Kilauea? I can't think of many volcanoes.

    • ComradeLove [he/him, comrade/them]
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      3 months ago

      I'd like to think its the least accessible volcano in Kamchatka (which is famous for its many volcanos and its remoteness).

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        3 months ago

        Kamchatla is pretty cool but it's one of the places in the world where at dusk there are so many mosquitoes it dims the sun so i never want to go there.

        If i had one wish, it's be that mosquitos just don't.

    • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      Mt Disappointment, Vic, Australia.

      Unfortunately someone lathed the lathe to be indestructible.