One of mine (I have many yay neurodivergece) is when people say the phrase "a broken clock is right twice a day". The phrase is actually "a stopped clock is right twice a day." A clock that is stopped will definitely be right twice a day but a clock that is broken could be right multiple times a day or not at all depending on how it's broken. Maybe it's just a little slow running in which case it'll never be right. Maybe it's spinning wildly out of control so it'll be right a lot but still useless.
It annoys the shit outta me and it is so dumb it definitely should not. Anyway your turn.
Fuck. I hate that.
I remember my high school sweetheart would kill me with that shit. I remember times like when she would ask me, as soon as someone would come on screen, "Who is that?!" And I would ignore her and then the character would immediately introduce themselves and she'd go, "Oh." Wouldn't even matter if I never saw the movie before either, she'd still constantly ask me questions. I would roll my eyes so hard. Haha
Yeah unfortunately I can't exactly dump my mom and move on to a university parent.
That actually made me laugh.
That's not why I broke up with her but fair enough. Don't limit yourself.