https://xcancel.com/marcelvanhattem/status/1829729347873227190
does this dork know how funny he is? 🤣
I noticed today shortlinks from x.com still redirect to t.co.etcera teehee, what fun
elon of youre reading this, I hope youre enjoying this jaunt, such a shame if it didnt work out! Let that sink in!
according to google they're just called posts now
WAoW
Many innovation sir
You use the VPN to access Shitter. I use the VPN to steal movies from Paramount. We are not the same.
I was gonna say dont post anything you wouldn't want read back in court but actually i think thatd be funny
the prosecution having to explain your joke to some 70 zombie but roux was not joking, your honour
😱
"Mr. Roux, do you have anything to add before you are sentenced?"
"Yes, piracy is praxis, your honour. Oh, also
"
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Tweeting $10,000
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
Drop the utility and Data bills, Food can be halved. Hope I helped!
InB4 twitter superBLUpremium, R$50000 a post, your lord and master is guaranteed to "like" it (shares cost extra, unless youre promoting a Holocaust denier)
The difference is that Trump probably spends $8 on a can of coke from the vending machine
Blue eyed white guy named van hattem: por favor senhor muske, my country brasil yearns for freedom (nazi posts)
this guy's family crypt is lined with ten centimeters of lead and still
goes fucking wild
Elon raising the prices for blue checks after reading his bootlickers are willing to spend 10,000 USD to be embarrassing on the InternetI will keep posting on twitter to keep my dignity as a truly free and representative native son of Brazil, or my name isn't Matthias von Totenkopf-SonderkommadoSS.
Protesting over a foreign social media site? Lmao Brazilians have many talented software engineers, I'm sure they can either move to the fediverse or make their own cool twitter clone. These dumb fascists are so married to their treats, they can't live without them, so they have to riot in response to them being taken away
What does Le Epic X Dot Com have left to offer besides infinite The_Dunk_Tank material?
from my analysis, it has only dunk material left
Good impression of Alexandre!
I was reading about OJ simpsons murder trial and got side tracked, this was shared by Caitlyn Jenner it was the first thing I saw. I dont have an account, I was just checkin' in on my enemies.
It's not as if we can escape this fucking circus at the moment anyway, I'd take this shit over peoples hot takes on trans women in sports any day.
I just meant the people that are on twitter complaining about twitter. Those people annoy the heck outta me. Just stop using it
I will DIE for my right to be racist on the racist X site.
He's going to what? Tweeting? What's that, I'm over here Xing baybey
