https://xcancel.com/marcelvanhattem/status/1829729347873227190

does this dork know how funny he is? 🤣

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    12 days ago

    All that bootlicking and the bootlicker is calling it tweeting instead of "le epic X" i-cant

    • EllenKelly [comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      12 days ago

      I noticed today shortlinks from x.com still redirect to t.co.etcera teehee, what fun

      elon of youre reading this, I hope youre enjoying this jaunt, such a shame if it didnt work out! Let that sink in!

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        12 days ago

        When the most divorced dad in the world's extended midlife crisis tries, in vain, to make everyone agree with how epic Xtreme Everything was in the 90s.

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      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        12 days ago

        Did my-hero ever specify what tweeting was supposed to be called after Le Epic X rebranding? Serious question.

          • UlyssesT [he/him]
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            12 days ago

            "I am posting on Le Epic X, the Everything App and Bastion of Radical Free Speech (don't say 'cis!')" berdly-smug

          • UlyssesT [he/him]
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            12 days ago

            "Tweeting" was like saying "xerox" for an action being associated with a brand. Attempting to unravel that is incredible self-sabotage for a company.

  • roux [he/him, comrade/them]
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    12 days ago

    You use the VPN to access Shitter. I use the VPN to steal movies from Paramount. We are not the same.

    • EllenKelly [comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      12 days ago

      I was gonna say dont post anything you wouldn't want read back in court but actually i think thatd be funny

      the prosecution having to explain your joke to some 70 zombie but roux was not joking, your honour

      😱

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        12 days ago

        Me, in internet court, hearing my crimes getting read out loud:

        troll phoenix-sweat edgeworth-smug morshupls speech-side-l-1 rebus-1rebus-2

      • roux [he/him, comrade/them]
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        12 days ago

        "Mr. Roux, do you have anything to add before you are sentenced?"

        "Yes, piracy is praxis, your honour. Oh, also pigpoop"

  • EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him]
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    12 days ago

    Food $200

    Data $150

    Rent $800

    Tweeting $10,000

    Utility $150

    someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

    • EllenKelly [comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      12 days ago

      InB4 twitter superBLUpremium, R$50000 a post, your lord and master is guaranteed to "like" it (shares cost extra, unless youre promoting a Holocaust denier)

    • EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him]
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      12 days ago

      The difference is that Trump probably spends $8 on a can of coke from the vending machine

  • Cowbee [he/him]
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    12 days ago

    No, we will continue to eat the Nazi burgerslop! Save us, my-hero

  • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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    12 days ago

    Blue eyed white guy named van hattem: por favor senhor muske, my country brasil yearns for freedom (nazi posts)

  • KimJongGoku [comrade/them]
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    12 days ago

    libertarian-approaching Elon raising the prices for blue checks after reading his bootlickers are willing to spend 10,000 USD to be embarrassing on the Internet

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    12 days ago

    I will keep posting on twitter to keep my dignity as a truly free and representative native son of Brazil, or my name isn't Matthias von Totenkopf-SonderkommadoSS.

    • EllenKelly [comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      12 days ago

      Good impression of Alexandre!

      I was reading about OJ simpsons murder trial and got side tracked, this was shared by Caitlyn Jenner it was the first thing I saw. I dont have an account, I was just checkin' in on my enemies.

      It's not as if we can escape this fucking circus at the moment anyway, I'd take this shit over peoples hot takes on trans women in sports any day.

      • secret300@lemmy.sdf.org
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        12 days ago

        I just meant the people that are on twitter complaining about twitter. Those people annoy the heck outta me. Just stop using it

    • miz [any, any]
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      12 days ago

      imagine a bullet tearing through Elon Musk's cerebral cortex

  • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]
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    12 days ago

    Protesting over a foreign social media site? Lmao Brazilians have many talented software engineers, I'm sure they can either move to the fediverse or make their own cool twitter clone. These dumb fascists are so married to their treats, they can't live without them, so they have to riot in response to them being taken away

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      12 days ago

      What does Le Epic X Dot Com have left to offer besides infinite The_Dunk_Tank material?

      • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]
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        12 days ago

        What does Le Epic X Dot Com have left to offer besides infinite The_Dunk_Tank material?

        very-smart from my analysis, it has only dunk material left

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          12 days ago

          That's okay, I'll still keep screenshotting that garbage! a-little-trolling

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          12 days ago

          Drej is the only path forward for Twitter.

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