https://xcancel.com/marcelvanhattem/status/1829729347873227190

does this dork know how funny he is? 🤣

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  • roux [he/him, they/them]
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    3 months ago

    You use the VPN to access Shitter. I use the VPN to steal movies from Paramount. We are not the same.

    • EllenKelly [comrade/them]
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      3 months ago

      I was gonna say dont post anything you wouldn't want read back in court but actually i think thatd be funny

      the prosecution having to explain your joke to some 70 zombie but roux was not joking, your honour

      😱

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      • roux [he/him, they/them]
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        3 months ago

        "Mr. Roux, do you have anything to add before you are sentenced?"

        "Yes, piracy is praxis, your honour. Oh, also pigpoop"

  • EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    Food $200

    Data $150

    Rent $800

    Tweeting $10,000

    Utility $150

    someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

    • EllenKelly [comrade/them]
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      3 months ago

      InB4 twitter superBLUpremium, R$50000 a post, your lord and master is guaranteed to "like" it (shares cost extra, unless youre promoting a Holocaust denier)

    • EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      The difference is that Trump probably spends $8 on a can of coke from the vending machine

  • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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    3 months ago

    Blue eyed white guy named van hattem: por favor senhor muske, my country brasil yearns for freedom (nazi posts)

  • KimJongGoku [comrade/them]
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    3 months ago

    libertarian-approaching Elon raising the prices for blue checks after reading his bootlickers are willing to spend 10,000 USD to be embarrassing on the Internet

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 months ago

    I will keep posting on twitter to keep my dignity as a truly free and representative native son of Brazil, or my name isn't Matthias von Totenkopf-SonderkommadoSS.

  • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 months ago

    Protesting over a foreign social media site? Lmao Brazilians have many talented software engineers, I'm sure they can either move to the fediverse or make their own cool twitter clone. These dumb fascists are so married to their treats, they can't live without them, so they have to riot in response to them being taken away

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      • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]
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        3 months ago

        What does Le Epic X Dot Com have left to offer besides infinite The_Dunk_Tank material?

        very-smart from my analysis, it has only dunk material left

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    • EllenKelly [comrade/them]
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      3 months ago

      Good impression of Alexandre!

      I was reading about OJ simpsons murder trial and got side tracked, this was shared by Caitlyn Jenner it was the first thing I saw. I dont have an account, I was just checkin' in on my enemies.

      It's not as if we can escape this fucking circus at the moment anyway, I'd take this shit over peoples hot takes on trans women in sports any day.

      • secret300@lemmy.sdf.org
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        3 months ago

        I just meant the people that are on twitter complaining about twitter. Those people annoy the heck outta me. Just stop using it

    • miz [any, any]
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      3 months ago

      imagine a bullet tearing through Elon Musk's cerebral cortex

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