He’s going to NYU now, so all it would take to start a potential redemption arc is to hang out with a girl with a septum piercing and take one rip from a G bong.
They will strap a bunch of gay guys to him like body armor so he can't get assassinated by the woke left. But also, their swole gay bodies will work in unison and act like a exoskeleton, preventing his joints and back from blowing out.
I have no doubt he’s going to be the fash president someday
He’s going to NYU now, so all it would take to start a potential redemption arc is to hang out with a girl with a septum piercing and take one rip from a G bong.
Obama taught us that this isn't enough
But Obama got turned down by the long legged socialist. We just need one communist alt baddie to change the future
Exactly. I’m not sure that 80s Obama could have survived even 30 seconds of exposure to a NYU EDM warehouse rave girl.
Barron is a zoomer though and is way more tolerant of potent strains
Women hold up the entire sky.
None of those words are in the bible
Not even close to the same thing.
Obama wasn’t hotboxing overpriced bodega mids in a zero ventilation prewar unit with the tumblr aesthetic blogger Steven Universe Ukulele nepobaby
Considering LSD failed in it's promises of world peace, there's no strain out there that will make a shitbag not a shitbag.
Literally, they're going to tie a bunch of sticks to him and he will be unbreakable.
You mean like, a gay VP?
They will strap a bunch of gay guys to him like body armor so he can't get assassinated by the woke left. But also, their swole gay bodies will work in unison and act like a exoskeleton, preventing his joints and back from blowing out.
He'll be unstoppable.