I want this piece of shit to lose partially because a "DAE LE EPIC DOGE" reference emblazoned on the already cringe US government is just too much for me.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      13 days ago

      But he didn't want to end homelessness. He wanted to be the epic meme lord. my-hero

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
          hexagon
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          13 days ago

          He used to, but then he fired his PR team and showed his whole ass instead for the last few years.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    13 days ago

    bought a new navy

    what

    upgraded our highways

    HYPERLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

    Or any one of a number of great things

    Couldn't even name three things, real brain genius at work here

    instead we got fraud

    HYPERLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      13 days ago

      LED car tunnel in Vegas is epic actually and bazed Joe Rogan said it goes all the way to LA. I am a very smart autodidact and I do my own research. smuglord

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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      13 days ago

      Da jooz of course! But don’t let that get in the way of giving wholesome Israel more weapons.

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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    13 days ago

    It’s simple. We associate fascism with Reddit the same way atheism got associated with Reddit.

    “Oh, you’re a Nazi? Does the narwhal bacon at midnight too le good sir? Only fedoralords glaze the west.”

  • hypercracker [he/him]
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    13 days ago

    Is he calling aircaft carriers a scam? I mean yeah they are but who does he think his audience is for this exactly

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      13 days ago

      I mean yeah they are but who does he think his audience is for this exactly

      I think his intended audience that can conjure up any number of bazinga fever dreams of some epic battle robot of the future straight of a "gigafactory" with a Le Epic X somewhere in the logo.

      Basically shittier Ted Faro.

  • chungusamonugs [he/him]
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    13 days ago

    "13 billion is too much for a navy aircraft carrier. Instead we should spend that money on a new navy, maybe even an aircraft carrier." -The smartest human alive

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      13 days ago

      "What could a new navy cost? In this bazinga phone game that is superior to chess because it has a le fog of war, a navy doesn't cost that much." my-hero