Anyone got a spare brick, by the way? I'll trade it for two sheep

  • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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    2 months ago

    I brought Settlers to game night and I've been reading the rulebook out loud for the past two hours and we still have no idea how we're supposed to actually play the fucking game.

    • TheDoctor [they/them]
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      2 months ago

      I bet you know a lot more about the class composition of pre-Revolutionary English-colonial Amerika tho

  • BobDole [none/use name]
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    2 months ago

    Oh I’ve got a whole hand of bricks. As the youths say, ol’ Bob Dole is “bricked up”

  • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]
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    2 months ago

    Look you keep saying spare brick as if you're not trying to split my longest road attempt so no I'm not trading you

    • EstraDoll [she/her]
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      2 months ago

      Nah, nah, i just need a settlement right... there. Next to the 3 wood, desert, and 2:1 ore port

      • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        Libshit. Real commies always play red and launch a protracted bandits' war against blue.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    the cool move is to trade away the resource that you have hoarded as it has become the most limited for a bunch of great stuff and then play that "monopoly" card immediately after to reclaim all of it back.

    i call it "Dutch International Development & Entrepreneurship" and it turns everyone against you, but that doesn't matter because you are completely caked up.

    • EstraDoll [she/her]
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      2 months ago

      damn right i'm completely caked up. And I also have a monopoly on wood too, which is great