• FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    12 days ago

    Another Jacobin L

    Movie sucks out loud

    Quite possibly the epitome of "You loved it the first time, you'll love it regurgitated in 4K Ultra HD!"

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      12 days ago

      It sounds like a whole lot of "I saw the thing and I clapped." blob-sleep

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      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        12 days ago

        Pretty much

        Like, Alien: Romulus at least had some decent bones to it, even if it gets weighed down by trying to connect itself to the rest of the films

        Beetlejuice 2 just feels lazy, like nobody at any point gave a shit

        Basically the Five Nights at Freddy's movie, but for people in their 30's and 40's

        • LGOrcStreetSamurai [he/him]
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          12 days ago

          Like, Alien: Romulus at least had some decent bones to it, even if it gets weighed down by trying to connect itself to the rest of the films

          That's exactly how I felt about it. It felt like a solid sci-fi film that had the unfortunate burden of having to be a "franchise sci-fi film".