• pooh [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    So I was thinking a funny bit idea would be to create an "anti-woke" content farm that specifically picks things chuds like and ruins them by explaining how woke they actually are in a way that's convincing. Pick-up trucks? Woke. Yeti coolers? Woke. Country music? Woke. Trump? Woke. The ultimate goal would be to make them so miserable they have no choice but to accept wokeness which will immediately turn them gay and/or trans their gender.

    • jaywalker [they/them, any]
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      2 months ago

      I wonder how long you could get away with making fake ads that make companies look woke. Deep fakes of trans influencers drinking one of every major brand of beer. Wrangler jeans, but every person in the commercial is a minority. Yeti, but the whole commercial is about keeping your kale fresh and your soy milk cold. NASCAR, but all the cars are going electric

      • pooh [she/her]
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        2 months ago

        For Wrangler, it would be funny/cool to have an ad with hot gay cowboys checking out each other's butts.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        NASCAR, but all the cars are going electric

        lathe-of-heaven ZYBERTRUKKK races

    • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      We've been trying to do this with Warhammer for years but hogs are too treat brained and won't go away. If they like something enough, they'll find all kinds of ways to bend over backwards saying how not woke it is...even if the creators literally come out and tell them to fuck off, they're deliberately making fun of chuds, this isn't for them, never was, never will be, and posts a giant, gay, rainbow flag feature article in the official monthly publication.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        Sometimes they get mad but then resume gobbling the slop.

        Star Citizen hogs squeal with rage every Pride month because of a cynical rainbow paintjob sale, year after year, say all the attack helicopter and pronouns shit possible day after day, but they keep dumping money onto the big bonfire anyway.

        • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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          2 months ago

          Sometimes they get mad but then resume gobbling the slop.

          Star Wars lol. Remember them freaking the fuck out over black stormtroopers? They still went out and watched all three movies.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Emotional constipation to the point of emotional impaction leading to emotional abscesses leading to emotional cancer. peterson-pain

  • sewer_rat_420 [he/him, any]
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    2 months ago

    Putt-Putt can get painted a different color, which was Humongous entertainment sneaking gender ideology and making everyone in this forum trans

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    I swear to God in one of those putt-putt games, I think it's the moon one, there's a freaking communist guerrilla.